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Thanksgiving - the cousin's walk and tryptophan

Thanksgiving - the cousin's walk and tryptophan

No break for shareholders. The most polarizing Thanksgiving topic. Giving back the bride. Halloween pumpkin ignored. How to slice a pie for maximum malice. Picky kids. Thanksgiving girlfriends for hire.

Matt H
Matt H
Nov 27, 2025
Weekender - this is my quant

Weekender - this is my quant

Grandquant. ChatGPT enables the morons. Jersey Mike's op sec. Soul-crushing meetings for kids. Antigua is the only one making money from AI.

Matt H
Matt H
Oct 11, 2025
Weekender - how my email finds you

Weekender - how my email finds you

Ken on a speedboat. Brando is ready to fight the next battle. Jehovah's training camp. Get good at boring. Favreau meets Epstein.

Matt H
Matt H
Oct 4, 2025
Weekender - see you at the all-hands meeting

Weekender - see you at the all-hands meeting

Toilet paper math. Keeping busy with a live stream. The door knob finds a way. Running away from materialism. Taking in strays. Indoor hazard cone.

Matt H
Matt H
Sep 27, 2025
Weekender - how your email finds me

Weekender - how your email finds me

The juice is loose. Bargaining and losing. AI husband. Spilling tea at the nail salon. Surviving and thriving after a bear attack. Self checkout. The butter mystery.

Matt H
Matt H
Sep 20, 2025
Weekender - cringe as a business model

Weekender - cringe as a business model

Sleeping with the plague. The Swift-Kelce prenup. Using cringe to your advantage. Getting fired by the Colonel. Protein vapes.

Matt H
Matt H
Sep 13, 2025
Weekender - mistakes were made

Weekender - mistakes were made

French onion zen garden. The house plants are parched. Seniors learn to use the Google machine. The universe whispers its secrets.

Matt H
Matt H
Sep 6, 2025
Weekender - need to see you in my office

Weekender - need to see you in my office

Synonym rolls. How to plan for retirement. New gummy bear flavor just dropped. Dropping names. Learn some automatic intelligence. Find the traffic lights, or else.

Matt H
Matt H
Aug 30, 2025
Weekender - check his papers

Weekender - check his papers

Flash at the wrong time. Vintage refrigerators. Life before credit scores. Your dog is a commie. That time you beat Solitaire. The Kool-Aid man phobia. Finding the 25th hour in the day.

Matt H
Matt H
Aug 23, 2025
Weekender - inventing fake problems

Weekender - inventing fake problems

Name the baby omelette. Find that missing comma. Feels more like a macrodose. Logged out of your lightbulbs.

Matt H
Matt H
Aug 16, 2025
August 12 - welcome to flavor country

August 12 - welcome to flavor country

Don't smoke strawberry cheesecake. Robots tempting dogs. Incredible packaging design. HGTV's lofty expectations. How the olds look to the youngs.

Matt H
Matt H
Aug 12, 2025
Weekender - those are rookie numbers

Weekender - those are rookie numbers

Does this get us a bigger plane? Don't look at yourself in bad lighting. Loyalty from the kebab guy. Child labor, cool and tough. Meeting Marlana.

Matt H
Matt H
Aug 9, 2025
August 5 - This is my quant.

August 5 - This is my quant.

Authenticator woes. Trading on dementia tips. George Carlin's greatest hits. Asking ma for a status check. Creating your own Berkshire.

Matt H
Matt H
Aug 7, 2025
August 5 - placeholder

August 5 - placeholder

Did your dog wig arrive yet? Pursue your passions. Sins with shellfish. Chad's Law. Being confused all the time.

Matt H
Matt H
Aug 5, 2025
Weekender - sleeping in

Weekender - sleeping in

Muting a face. Don't steal from the Family Dollar. Nvidia is staggering. Three weekend long reads. Berries in a cave. Margs with Olivia.

Matt H
Matt H
Aug 2, 2025
August 1 - When you invent the ship, you invent the shipwreck

August 1 - When you invent the ship, you invent the shipwreck

AI is coming for models and switchboard operators. Florida humidity. How to murder on a budget. The luggage rack matches the carpeting. Check his papers.

Matt H
Matt H
Aug 1, 2025
July 30 - Habit forming, but packed with essential vitamins

July 30 - Habit forming, but packed with essential vitamins

Third-world police forces are hiring. Software-breaking comp packages. The small rewards for corpse removal. The softer side of Mike Tyson and Randy Savage. Bru-ha-ha at Little Caesars.

Matt H
Matt H
Jul 30, 2025
July 28 - Fish in the microwave

July 28 - Fish in the microwave

Dufus in a Blue Jay's uniform. Ikea grinds you. Foreclose on your enemies. Cracking the case wide open. Down in your mom's basement. Ejecting your passengers. Wrapping the meeting up early.

Matt H
Matt H
Jul 28, 2025
July 25 - Cake in the breakroom

July 25 - Cake in the breakroom

Sneeze in the wind. Tribute to three artistic giants. A tuba in the lobby. The gleaming bald head. Hike to stop the robots. Wellness check on DarcySmith99.

Matt H
Matt H
Jul 25, 2025
July 23 - Can't stop won't stop

July 23 - Can't stop won't stop

Things you can't unsee. You, from the future. Lock in or clock in. Ice fishing on mushrooms. The pasta map. Rapper's guilt.

Matt H
Matt H
Jul 23, 2025
July 21 - Coldplay and HR

July 21 - Coldplay and HR

What a week to launch Chad from HR, in the middle of the biggest CEO-HR scandal in modern times. Let us catch you up!

Matt H
Matt H
Jul 21, 2025

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