Good morning, you apex predators. This is Chad from HR. Your back-alley meme dealer. Out of 500M daily tweets, only a handful deserve your attention.
Today, we remember Danny Ainge, we warn you about Ikea, and we financially engineer your enemy’s downfall. A pleasant start to the morning. Cheers!
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TRACE YOUR STEPS BACKWARDS
TAKE MY MONEY
Starting a company called Foreclose on Your Enemies
You tell us a person you don't like, we find their home mortgage, and arrange for you to buy a piece of it.
You get a steady return and a chance to profit on their downfall. Now accepting seed investors.
— #m. stanfield (#@resetbasis)
3:50 PM • Jul 15, 2025
THE NOBLE DEATH
The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here as I give my rookie partner the evidence to crack open the case
— #Bibawen (#@asimbawe)
7:34 PM • Jul 16, 2025
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MEANWHILE, IN MOM’S BASEMENT
Gamers have logged more than 25 billion hours, equivalent to 2.85 million years, playing Call of Duty—surpassing the entire timeline of human history.
— #Historic Vids (#@historyinmemes)
6:02 PM • Jul 15, 2025
RATED “M” FOR MATURE LANGUAGE
ACHIEVING SAINTHOOD
you can be anything. be the person who ends meetings early.
— #erika (#@yeeeerika)
12:45 PM • Jul 16, 2025
FIVE TOOL PLAYER
Danny Ainge made history in 1981 when he played in both MLB and the NBA while looking like he wouldn’t be any good at anything at all.
— #Super 70s Sports (#@Super70sSports)
3:59 PM • Jul 15, 2025
MUCH COOLER THAN 22’s
Starting a movement to bring back buttons and dials on dashboards.
A REGULAR ANTHONY BOURDAIN
CHAD IS EVERYWHERE
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