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August 1 - When you invent the ship, you invent the shipwreck
AI is coming for models and switchboard operators. Florida humidity. How to murder on a budget. The luggage rack matches the carpeting. Check his papers.
Matt H
August 01, 2025
Good morning, you apex predators. This is Chad from HR. Your back-alley meme dealer. Out of 500M daily tweets, only a handful deserve your attention.
Today, Microsoft tells us which 40 jobs will be axed first because of AI, and why you don’t hear about luxe murder coverups anymore. Cheers!
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NAILED IT
Take a hot shower. Don’t dry off. Put on all your clothes.
— Danielle (@dkelley21)
7:05 PM • Jul 29, 2025
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
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SQUINT TO SEE YOUR FUTURE
Microsoft just dropped a study showing the 40 jobs most at risk by AI and the 40 most secure.
— Poonam Soni (@CodeByPoonam)
8:21 AM • Jul 30, 2025
Never thought I would see Archivists, Switchboard Operators, and Models on the same list for anything.
CLICK TO REVEAL
LONG LIVE SWIPING
Guy in front of me at the DMV has never heard of "tap" or "insert" card as a payment method. He keeps laughing and telling the clerk "I'm a sliding guy"
— 𝖇𝖊𝖉𝖇𝖚𝖌 (band) (@bedbugOFFICIAL)
10:24 PM • Jul 30, 2025
“Why do you have 60,000 photos in your camera roll?”
I thought the luggage cart matching the carpet at the Travelodge was charming and worth remembering forever
— Ethan 🦣 (@interstate4010)
9:54 PM • Jul 30, 2025
Chad is currently sitting at 23,297 photos on his iPhone. If you reply back with a screenshot of a higher number of photos…I will rain Chick-Fil-A down upon you.
CHECK HIS PAPERS
When the intern walks you through the DCF he put together and it shows gross profit larger than revenue
— litquidity (@litcapital)
8:57 PM • Jul 24, 2025
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