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July 30 - Habit forming, but packed with essential vitamins
Third-world police forces are hiring. Software-breaking comp packages. The small rewards for corpse removal. The softer side of Mike Tyson and Randy Savage. Bru-ha-ha at Little Caesars.
Matt H
July 30, 2025
Good morning, you apex predators. This is Chad from HR. Your back-alley meme dealer. Out of 500M daily tweets, only a handful deserve your attention.
Today, we turn down $1 billion comp packages, we find Mike Tyson going green, and we get deep with Randy Savage. Cheers!
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LAW AND DISORDER
I would thrive as a third world country police officer. Leaning on my AK47. Collecting bribes. Sitting in front of a building drinking tea. Move along. Papers Please. Halt. And so on
— krus🪖 (@krus_chiki)
6:20 AM • Feb 8, 2025
HR STORY FOR THE AGES, CLICK TO EXPAND
i work at meta. hr systems. mostly comp processing. quiet job. stable. sometimes i daydream about retiring in portugal.
today a package hit my queue. base + bonus + equity. looks normal at first glance. then i open the details.
$1,000,000,000
over four years.
plus signing.
plus— signüll (@signulll)
8:35 PM • Jul 29, 2025
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IRON MIKE SAVES THE PLANET
I think I just found Mike Tyson's Tesla.
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes)
1:41 PM • Jul 26, 2025
MISSING THE HULKSTER
As Randy Savage sat quiet reflection upon the pier, he realized that maybe it was the Slim Jims that had been snapping into him all along.
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports)
4:29 PM • Feb 7, 2025
HOT AND READY
Starting a movement to bring back buttons and dials on dashboards.
JEDEDIAH WON LAST WEEK, RETIRED
CHAD IS EVERYWHERE
We are launching a hostile takeover of LinkedIn here! We are always #availableforwork.
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