July 23 - Can't stop won't stop

Things you can't unsee. You, from the future. Lock in or clock in. Ice fishing on mushrooms. The pasta map. Rapper's guilt.

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Matt H
July 23, 2025

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Today, the gaze upon the face of Medusa, learn about the MTHFR gene, and how to win at ice fishing. Buckle up.

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MAKE IT STOP

I can’t.

GHOST OF YOUR FUTURE

YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT

DON’T F WITH MTHFR

Click the face above to prevent this.

Man, I don’t know what this MTHRFKR gene is, but I DO NOT want it. I’m heading to Function immediately to order up this test and a full STD panel for good measure.

You should check your numbers too. You do not look well.

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GETTING LOTS OF MILEAGE OUT OF IT

WHEN IN MINNESOTA

KEVIN WILL BE MISSED

FOR YOUR MAP FETISH

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