Weekender - mistakes were made

French onion zen garden. The house plants are parched. Seniors learn to use the Google machine. The universe whispers its secrets.

Greetings, you pumpkin spice latte hounds. This is Chad from HR. Your back-alley meme dealer.

Today, we discover the secrets of the universe and get frisky with Excel. Cheers!

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