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Today, we pay tribute to three legends, Hulk Hogan, Ozzy, and MJW. The 80’s is crumbling before my eyes. Buckle up and hide your bats.
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RIP TO THE PYTHONS
One of the most iconic sports and cultural moments of all time. Hulk Hogan slamming Andre the Giant belongs in the Hall of Fame.
— #Sean Davis (#@seanmdav)
4:23 PM • Jul 24, 2025
That’s a true American hero body slamming a 7’4” giant weighing in at 520 pounds.

THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS
President George W. Bush and Ozzy Osbourne at the 2002 White House Correspondents Dinner
— #RetroNewsNow (#@RetroNewsNow)
8:43 PM • Jul 22, 2025
Apparently, Barbara Bush was a fan. Ozzy had the parenting thing down:
Ozzy Osbourne pictured at home two weeks after the birth of his baby boy Jack, 1985.
— #Creepy.org (#@creepydotorg)
11:04 AM • Jul 23, 2025

THEO HUXTABLE
Before all the “puddin’ pops laced with tranquilizers” stuff, the Cosby Show had some warm moments courtesy of Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

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STAY CLASSY
love when a hotel has a piano in the lobby. should do that with other instruments too. holiday inn should have a tuba
— #carter hambley (#@carterhambley)
6:22 PM • Jan 28, 2025


LIVE WITHOUT LIMITS
If The Rock can sell Shampoo, you can sell anything.
— #Ramon Berrios 🎙️ (#@ramongberrios)
9:11 PM • Jan 25, 2025

PROTEST NATION
I’m sure this is going to work
— #Justine Moore (#@venturetwins)
7:53 PM • Jan 25, 2025

WHAT’S DARCY UP TO THESE DAYS?

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if you're going through something difficult rn
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— #mert | helius.dev (#@0xMert_)
6:34 PM • Jan 28, 2025
Life gets easier when you realize that no one else is thinking about you. They are the main character in their game. You are a sneeze in the wind.

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