July 25 - Cake in the breakroom

Sneeze in the wind. Tribute to three artistic giants. A tuba in the lobby. The gleaming bald head. Hike to stop the robots. Wellness check on DarcySmith99.

Good morning, my loyal subjects. This is Chad from HR. Your back-alley meme dealer. Out of 500M daily tweets, only a handful deserve your attention.

Today, we pay tribute to three legends, Hulk Hogan, Ozzy, and MJW. The 80’s is crumbling before my eyes. Buckle up and hide your bats.

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RIP TO THE PYTHONS

That’s a true American hero body slamming a 7’4” giant weighing in at 520 pounds.

THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS

Apparently, Barbara Bush was a fan. Ozzy had the parenting thing down:

THEO HUXTABLE

Before all the “puddin’ pops laced with tranquilizers” stuff, the Cosby Show had some warm moments courtesy of Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

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LIVE WITHOUT LIMITS

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WHAT’S DARCY UP TO THESE DAYS?

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Life gets easier when you realize that no one else is thinking about you. They are the main character in their game. You are a sneeze in the wind.

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