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THIS IS MY QUANT
what is my quant doing, man,
— #ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ (#@hamptonism)
3:42 PM • Oct 4, 2025
Don’t catch the reference?

ONE UPPED
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— #i like food (#@messedupfoods)
12:19 AM • Oct 5, 2025

The dumbest person you know is currently being told “You're absolutely right!” by ChatGPT
— #ksa 🏴☠️ (#@kosa12m)
8:18 AM • Oct 6, 2025

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
— #Allen Strickland Williams (#@TotallyAllen)
7:57 PM • Oct 9, 2025

CLICK SOMEWHERE IN THE ORANGE


Costco offering Ozempic at “half price” to members after selling them a 24-pack of steak, box of 1000 frozen nuggets, 20kg mixed dry pasta and 5L tub of Nutella.
— #Trung Phan (#@TrungTPhan)
1:37 PM • Oct 4, 2025

The tiny Caribbean island of Anguilla now derives almost half of its state budget from the sale of .ai domain names.
— #Crémieux (#@cremieuxrecueil)
8:17 PM • Oct 4, 2025

GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT
Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the datacenters. If you’re thirsty, grok is thirsty too.
— #san francisco investigative reporter (#@allgarbled)
5:35 AM • Oct 10, 2025

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