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August 5 - This is my quant.
Authenticator woes. Trading on dementia tips. George Carlin's greatest hits. Asking ma for a status check. Creating your own Berkshire.
Matt H
August 07, 2025
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Good morning, you apex predators. This is Chad from HR. Your back-alley meme dealer. Out of 500M daily tweets, only a handful deserve your attention.
Today, we learn about balancing underwear and trading stocks with dementia. Cheers!
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SMALL VICTORIES
OUR READERS ARE ABOVE AVERAGE
“Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize half of them are stupider than that.”
- George Carlin
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports)
3:17 PM • Feb 20, 2025
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HEY MA!
CLICK TO REVEAL
Rated M for mature language. I feel this one, as I’ve been surprised at some of the isolated outrage at launching Chad. People say WILD stuff to strangers over email using corporate accounts.
CLEAN LIVING
I went to a work dinner last night.
5 people, fancy Italian place.
It was CEOs and Surgeons, all 40-50 years old.No one ordered alcohol.
Seems like that would be unheard of even 10 years ago?One dinner at one restaurant...
But still not a good sign for the alcohol industry.— Sean Frank (@SeanEcom)
4:57 PM • Feb 12, 2025
I’m seeing this everywhere. Amongst friends. In corporate groups. At home over Netflix.
CRAZY SMART
I recently learned that one of my relatives with dementia has been trading stocks the entire time and turned her $400k portfolio into $1m in the last year.
We’re now sorting out whether to intervene—or give her our money.
— Nikita Bier (@nikitabier)
2:08 AM • Feb 17, 2025
STEADY COMPOUNDER
The male urge to buy two or more unlike assets in order to proclaim you are building the next Berkshire Hathaway.
— Ohio Capital Ideas (@ohcapideas)
12:06 AM • Feb 19, 2025
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